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You spot a suspicious-looking teddy bear going through the scanner. What's your gut reaction?
Aww, how cute! Let it through.
Better give it a gentle pat-down, just in case.
Red alert! That bear looks shifty.
Maybe it's just lost? Offer it a hug.
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A passenger is trying to sneak a ridiculously oversized water bottle through security. What's your remark as you confiscate it?
Thirsty work, flying, isn't it?
Sir/Madam, are you planning to hydrate the entire plane?
Looks like you're all bottled up!
Silent, but with a knowing smirk
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You've just confiscated a suspicious-looking banana. What was most likely hidden inside?
A tiny monkey wearing a disguise.
A forbidden potassium supplement.
Probably nothing, it just looked a bit bruised.
A surprisingly sharp letter opener.
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A passenger keeps insisting their emotional support goldfish needs to travel in a water-filled carry-on. What's your diplomatic response?
Rules are rules, even for fin-tastic friends!
Perhaps we can find a lovely aquarium for your little buddy at your destination?
Sorry, no liquids over the limit, even if they're alive and gurgling.
Let's see if we can upgrade him to first class... in the cargo hold.
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You notice a passenger wearing an unusually large hat. What's the first thing that pops into your head?
Fashion emergency!
They're probably hiding snacks for the flight.
Could be a whole family of pigeons living in there.
Maybe they're just having a bad hair day.
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A frantic passenger claims they absolutely must bring their lucky garden gnome on board. What do you do?
Assign it a seat with extra legroom.
Politely explain that gnomes aren't standard carry-on.
Offer it a tiny security vest.
Check if it has the proper travel documentation.
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You've just found a suspicious-looking sock. What's the most likely contraband tucked inside?
Another, slightly smaller sock.
A collection of shiny pebbles.
Possibly some questionable cheese.
A surprisingly large amount of loose change.
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