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You just have been born! You're a beautiful puppy, what kind of breed are you?
Time for your new toy! What are you going to choose?
Toys? I'm having fun chewing shoes!
A classic bone for a classic dog!
I like the squishy one!
That giant knot seems quite fun to me...
Woof (I can't talk, I'm a dog)
Oh! You just peed inside the house inside of outside.
Hide and pretend it never happened
Close my eyes! If I can't see them, they can't see me
Roll over it to clean it!... What? it isn't disgusting at all!
Accept my faith and just stand there until they find out
Barf (I still can't talk)
Someone's ringing the bell!
I'll bark until the end of the days!
Whatever, It's probably the woman my owner is cheating on
I'll run all over the house! Because why not!
It's probably a murderer I need to be careful
Arf (This is getting dumb, I can't speak)
Time for a walk!
Yay! I love going for a walk
Woho!... wait a moment, where? I don't want to go see Aunt Paul
No! I don't want to move from this specific spot
No. Last time we went for a walk I came back without testicles.
Bark (Stop asking me questions. I CAN'T ANSWER)
Time for a shower!
OMG! I love baths
Oh well, I guess that I do need a shower
Shower me, whatever, I'll go get dirty in no time
NO! Do not touch me with water.
W-Woof (The water is cold)
Oh no, you accidentally destroyed 9 pillows
And I'd do it again
Yes! They were ugly!
It wasn't me I swear. It was a raccoon!
What? Where? I don't see anything
Grrr (I'm going to bite you)
A friend of your owner is trying to pet you!
Yes! Pet me! I love you!
Get your filthy hands off my beautiful hair
Okay, but just for a little moment. I'm exclusive.
Impossible. I'm scared of him
Ruff (Okay, I like pets)